Q & A

I've been planning on writing blogs in response to the requests I've received, but I got a little busy with the whole getting married thing. Then I was out of town. I'm a busy man consarnit! I'm gonna try and answer these things now.

Katie, Julie's old roommate, wanted my thoughts on marriage. She thinks that I've got some romantical notions about marital bliss. Well, I didn't have those notions. I expected marriage to be me spending a whole lot of time with my best friend who I also happen to sleep with. She tells me what to do and I decide whether it's worth fighting about. I actually managed to win a fight I knew was a losing battle from the get go. I'm so sick of wedding stuff. It's been my life for the past few months, so when Julie wanted me to go to a wedding reception with her I said no way. I said I won't have anything to do with weddings for at least six months. I won't go near them. Guess what? She didn't make me go! I was shocked, but I know I'm gonna pay for this one later. Anyway, she cooks most of the meals and I do most of the dishes. I know marriage is gonna be lots of disagreements, lots of "making up", and a lot of just spending time together when we're home.

Angie and Miles want to hear my five year plan. It's no secret that I've completely screwed up my schooling. It's almost to the point where it's unrecoverable. Well, this fall I'm taking an EMT course. It's 9 credit hours and afterwards I will be certified to be an EMT. After that is done I will be doing the paramedic program. When that is done I'll work as a paramedic while going back to BYU to repair and finish my degree. All of that will take a couple years. Maybe three. I will then attend Physician's Assistant school. That'll take care of the next two years. I'll then work as a PA, hopefully in Missouri. Julie is a special ed teacher, so she's making some money too.

Melanie wants to know the 10 stupidest things I've done in my life.

10. Got put on academic warning
9. Got put on academic probation
8. Got put on academic suspension
7. Bible bashed with a Jehovah's Witness. I don't care how much better your arguments are, it's like hitting your head against a brick wall. They just don't listen.
6. Drank a glass of pure vinegar. It burns the throat and hurts the stomach. Don't try it.
5. Drank another one several years later.
4. Worked a full time night job while going to school full time without a break for two years. Talk about a burn out.
3. Bit Miles while he was pounding me when I was a kid. He didn't like that. I think he threw me halfway across the basement. I laid there for about 45 minutes.
2. Kissed Bre. Talk about desperation.
1. Admitted that I kissed Bre.

Jen wanted to know who would win in a fight; Homer or Peter Griffin. Now I don't watch Family Guy. I thinks it's a stupid show and quite perverse. But I've seen this Peter Griffin. He's fatter than Homer. Dumber than Homer. The dumb things he does aren't hilarious like the dumb things Homer does. Homer was a boxer and a gymnast. Homer went to the moon. Homer lifted weights and scaled a mountain. Peter Griffin never did any of those things. Homer would kick his trash. I hate Family Guy.

Jared...I haven't done the research to answer your questions. I haven't seen the Terminator movies nor have I researched advanced artificial intelligence. As such, I do not know how these various machines would act in the given circumstance. I may choose to research said topic and answer this at a later date. However, I think Celeste was right. You should write this blog.