Urbandictionary.com

I found some rather amusing definitions on urbandictionary.com that I'd like to share with the readers of my blog.

Mormon:
1. 99% live in Utah.
2. Napoleon Dynamite is their hero.
3. believe green jello is a sacred food.
4. have 28045345.5 kids.
5. use slang curse words: oh my ____ (heck, gosh, fetch...)
6. pretty much have the hottest girls around...

Oh my gosh are the Smiths mormons?! We better have a party so they can bring some frickin' sweet green jello!...

Jacob:
A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
Sally: Hi Jacob!!

Jacob: Hi Sally :]

*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*

Another Jacob Definition:
A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.

Miles:
1) The sweetest, most amazing boyfriend anyone could ask for.
2) The one person that you can't spend enough time with, and every minute you're apart makes you need him even more.
3) A guy that can put a smile on your face, no matter what kind of day you're having.
4) Someone that makes your heart stop just by looking into his eyes.
5) A person that makes you wish time would stand still when you're together, but at the same time, makes you look forward to a future together.

Rebekah:
Rebekah is another way to call someone really awesome, This name is also givin to really cute, playful and sweet girls and you just have to love them xD

Jared:
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence

Benjamin:
In some areas of the UK to benjamin something is to make love with it. A benjamin with 3 or more people is called 'A Big Bad Benjamin.'

Sarah:
1:A realy cool girl, but a little hyper. Always seems to be in her own world. And normally good looking.

Rachel:
The most edible female name

Mary:
one who is seemingly innocent. Mary is commonly known as a good girl, however, Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.

James:
Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.

Lorenzo:
person with stupid comebacks

Nancy:
Mocking term for a man engaging in feminine activities or otherwise compromising his masculinity.

Julie:
a girl who talks too much but also very hottt!

Jen: (no, I didn't forget the sisters in law. Besides, Jen might be the only one who gets this far down my post.)
super beautiful. you cant outsmart her. YOU WILL FAIL. all hail the fail whale. because whales always fail. hates celery. likes to get low. loves presidents.

Celeste:
Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.

Craig:
Being lazy without intentions of doing anything

Matt:
Commonly used as a male name, and can also be short for "Matthew".

Erik:
The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric.

Stephen:
A name given to you if your parents knew you would be a complete failure, so decisded to start it off with a GAY name

Well, I got a little carried away with the names there. In the near future I may find some other words to post. For now, spend a couple hours reading this post.