I've done a lot of things in life. I've gone places and seen things. There are a bunch of things I've never done that I wanted to do. I'm going to list some of them here. These are in no particular order. Just listed as I think of them. Some of these things I may do in the future. Some I won't. Some I can't for various reasons.
1. Trip to Europe. I'm not a fan of any particular country in Europe or even Europe in general. I'm a fan of the United States and like most Americans I think Europeans are a bunch of pansies. But Europe has a rich history and I'd like to visit and see all the cool stuff there.
2. Ski in Utah. I've heard Utah has some of the best skiing anywhere. I've gone skiing in Missouri on fake snow on a fake mountain. I always meant to go skiing in Utah, but it was expensive and you needed people to go with and to plan ahead and I just never got around to it. Closest thing to it was riding those lame tubes at Soldier's Hollow.
3. Scuba Diving. I have an ex girlfriend who used to scuba dive and it sounded pretty cool. It's also expensive, so I never did it.
4. Do a TV show. I think I could do well on smart shows like Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader. I could do well on competition shows like Survivor or The Amazing Race. If I got out of my lethargy and got in shape again I could do really well on physical shows like Wipeout. But you need extra time to do these things. I'm busy.
5. Make out with a girl with a tongue ring. I know, I know. You're thinking gross and trashy and stuff. Well, I was always curious how it would be. This is one I can't do now since I'm pretty sure Julie wouldn't approve of me finding out.
6. Get in a fight. The closest thing do a fight I ever had was with a kid in second grade who tackled me and I kicked him in the stomach and he walked away crying. I'd never start a fight, so I just have to wait for someone to mess with me. I'd rather start with a small, weak person and work my way up.
7. Join the army. I thought about it. A bunch of times. But I guess I didn't want someone telling me where to live and where to go. And living away from my family for long periods of time would suck.
8. Come up with a multi-million dollar idea or invention, sell it, and live like a king for the rest of my life. I'll keep working on that one.
My Cute Girls
5 days ago
3 comments:
#5... definitely not happening. :) I'm very glad you didn't do #7... I could never be an army wife. Maybe someday we can do 1, 2, and 3 together. :)
Let's see where I stand on your list: I would LOVE to go to Europe--I am a great fan of history, and would love to walk the streets of Paris and Rome. Maybe we can have a family vacation (I wish). I went skiing in California and Colorado. I was a certified scuba diver at age 18. I was on TV in Peru, singing in front of a Mormon Tabernacle Choir backdrop, and I was in the live audience for a few TV shows in California. Tongue ring--I prefer beards. Fight--I try to avoid that, though I was assaulted a couple of times in elementary school. Join the army--I actually seriously considered joining the armed forces; my gut feeling was very much against it. Idea or invention--I would like to start a business and publish a book.
Too bad most of the cool things in life cost money! Although maybe you could convince Julie to get a tongue ring :) I actually remember in elementary school my friend had a magnetic one. It wouldn't be exactly the same, but better than nothing.
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