Jacob Romney Day

You only get one special day a year and that's your birthday. Six months later you are as far from your birthday as you can get. It's a very depressing time. Well I'm not going to go that long without a day for myself. My half birthday is March 8th. I hereby declare March 8th to be Jacob Romney Day. It's a day we will celebrate all things Jacob Romney. Here are appropriate activities for Jacob Romney Day:

1. Send Jacob Romney a gift. Money is a perfectly acceptable gift.
2. Call or message Jacob Romney if you have his phone number. If you are only facebook friends with Jacob Romney you may leave him a message there.
3. Talk about Jacob Romney. Share Jacob Romney stories. Laugh at Jacob Romney antics. Tell friends about Jacob Romney.
4. Read Jacob Romney's blog. If there are no new posts then feel free to read over some of your favorite posts. Or just start back at the beginning and read them all over again.
5. Leave comments on Jacob Romney's blog. He likes comments.
6. Send Jacob Romney a gift. This is for those who skipped number one. If you did send a gift, but you want to do everything on the list you may send another gift.
7. Pray for Jacob Romney. Not for anything in particular. Just for his well-being. It can't hurt.
8. Write interesting blog posts that Jacob Romney will be interested in reading. You may link your blog post in the facebook message you sent when you were doing #3.
9. Use your imagination. There are countless ways to celebrate Jacob Romney Day. Make it a special day for Jacob Romney. It comes but once a year and is second only to the actual birthday of Jacob Romney.

Less than three weeks until Jacob Romney Day. Start your preparations now!